She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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