The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize