She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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