So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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