he referred to my room as the tit cave...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You're like the curious george of whores
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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