your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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