yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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