So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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