we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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