guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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