she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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