I saw his package. It spoke to me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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