Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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