Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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