why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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