what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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