I'm jealous of your bromance
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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