You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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