Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had sex on a roof
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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