i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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