going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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