I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
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brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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