Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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