This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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