he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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