i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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