I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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