I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's Friday. Sex?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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