what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
