nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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