Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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