When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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