yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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