yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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