whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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