I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
