What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize