I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I deserve this hangover.
The ass gains better be worth it
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