Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
