The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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