So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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