i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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