In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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