dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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