her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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