Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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