My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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