it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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