Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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