So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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