she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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