lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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