jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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