wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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