well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
