Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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