come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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