Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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