Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The struggles of a small town man whore
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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